SETTING: A website, somewhere on the Internet, optimization questionable.
AT RISE: David waits. Eagerly? Hopefully?? Desperately??? Enter website visitor!
DAVID: (with genuine enthusiasm) Hello! I’m so glad you’re here! I’m a playwright from Massachusetts. My short plays tend to be comedic or satirical, though not always. My longer plays are usually dramas with humorous moments. I guess I’m only funny in short bursts.
